Ali in Wonderland

Uno no se da cuenta de la importancia de las sexo-servidoras que, noche tras noche, hacen de esa vía de transito una pachanga. Verlas o "verlos" es un espectáculo que puede hacer que ese regreso a casa en la madrugada sea divertido e intrigante. Pero realmente uno nunca sabe que se siente estar parado sobre la banqueta dejándose ver por todo México.

La noche de ayer parecía que iba a terminar de lo mas normal. Algunos decidieron seguirse a la Conde, y otros cuantos enfermos preferimos dormir temprano, no sin antes pasar por unos tacos. jajaja. Había mucho trafico en Tlalpan, mas de lo normal para ser al rededor de la medianoche. Jorge iba manejando despacio, ya que Panke y yo estábamos de chismosos viendo si las de Tlalpan son hombres o mujeres. Llegamos a la conclusión de que ahí hombres muy bien definidos, y otras mujeres que no dejaban nada a la imaginación.

A lo siguiente podría llamársele KARMA, o coincidencia... ustedes decidan... Justo íbamos a pasar el metro Villa de Cortes, donde esta el circo, y un carro enfrente de nosotros freno y Jorge alcanzó a frenar con buena distancia; pero el taxista que venia detrás no lo hizo... Nos pego y como efecto domino le pegamos al carro de adelante. Ya saben que en los choques todo pasa muy rápido, pero afortunadamente no pasó más allá de un susto. Pues nos bajamos, vimos que todos siguiéramos completos, y comenzaron las llamadas a las mamas, papas, y respectivos seguros. El taxista admitió que "le fallaron los frenos", se dio la vuelta en la calle del circo y se estaciono. Nosotros como ya estábamos un poquito mas adelante nos estacionamos justo en la esquina del metro y el circo. Al carro que le pegamos no le pasó nada y se fue. Así que nos quedamos solos, en medio de la lluvia, Jorge, Panke y yo... en una esquina, de Tlalpan.. No tienen idea de lo incomodo que es. Todos los carros del carril derecho (conducidos y atascados de hombres) se detenían para "ver la mercancía", y les teníamos que gritar o decir que no para que se fueran. Así pasó una media hora... 45 minutos... una hora!  Después de este show, nos dimos cuenta que era mejor echarse en reversa y estacionarnos detrás del taxi... una decisión tardía, que nos hubiera ahorrado la vergüenza..

Ya se que Panke no es un súper galán, ni yo la reina de la primavera, pero a lo que voy es que a la mejor todos los que pasaban y nos veían estaban haciendo lo mismo que Panke y yo hicimos antes del choque… burlarse..  Pero después de esa experiencia, no creo que ninguna mujer se denigre a tanto por gusto propio.

My type of guy::

50 Questions on Your type of Guy (for girls)

How do you like his hair? shaggy, messy, kinda long
What color hair? brown
Does he have tattoos and earrings? neither. pretty clean
Is it true that only a real man wears pink?  my dad wears pink, so i dont see a problem with my boyfriend wearing pink
Name the 2 most important personality trait he has to have: ability to make me laugh and random stuff to talk about
Badass or cautious guy? cautious, i dont want him getting killed 
Dyed hair? NO
Long or short hair? longish
Is he athletic? should be, all guys are.. jiji
Likes committed relationships or flings? relationships 
Does he have to be popular? a little bit... popularity helps
What are your thoughts on buzz cuts? NO
Buff or Skinny? i like 'em skinny, but with some muscle...
What color eyes? blue or brown
Long eye lashes? doesnt matter
Does he have to dance well? dancing helps... specially because i loveee dancing 
Plays any instruments? nah, boring
Nice or Hard to get? nice.
Will he sing you mushy love songs?  I hope so!! he better 
How about protect you when danger comes? a must
Rich or doesn't matter? doesnt matter, im gonna be rich anyway... jiji 
Smart or Dumb? smarty pants
Jock or typical guy? i used to like jocks, but typical guys are more fun
Can he wear makeup? helll noo
Hot or Sweet? Both
Give me the best physical feature you want him to have: eyes, smile, and upper body
If he doesn't get along with your friends, would you still date him? it'd be hard, but yeah
Let's say he moved across the country, will you two stay together? YES 
Write love poems to you? awww cute!
How about give you his lunch when you accidentally forgot yours? sharing is better
Pay for all of the dates or split the bill? i like him to pay, but once in a while we should split
A real gentleman or more laid back? gentleman... all the way
Abs or no abs? i like abs, abs are sexy
If this dream guy breaks your heart, will you two still be friends? i hope we can, but thats always hard
If he went out with your best girl friend, would you still like him? yeah, you dont stop loving someone because of that
Friends or guys? What?
Has a good taste in women's clothing? thats nice...
Only judges you by your looks or on the inside? INSIDE!!!
What are your thoughts on pimps? hahaha, i only have pimps as my friends
Do you care if he smokes or drinks? doesnt matter, but smoking is bad,,, drinking is good
Do first impressions mean a lot? i thought it would, but after my actual boyfriend hated me with a passion when we met, and i saw him as a threat to my sanity, it doesnt matter...
What would you wear on your first date for this guy? i woooore... jeans, a tampa bay shirt, and flip flops. we went to a friends house to watch the superbowl!! wonderful first date! 
Do you mind him checking other girls out? yes!
Kiss on the first date? yes please
Surfer Boy or Skater Boy? surfer boy
How should he dress? preppy... i like 'em preps
How romantic do you want him? daily romance
If this was the "one" where would you want him to purpose and how? ooooh goooosh, the beach is fun, but probably in like a garden, or a memorable place

Thank you Molly!!!

**Go to your media player and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.**

What do you think of me, itunes?
"Hoy Tengo Miedo," Fobia. HA! my itunes is afraid of me!!! :D it should be, that little devil gives me a headache...

Will I have a happy life?
"La Vida es un Carnaval," Celia Cruz. I guess I will... it sounds like it, fun, dancing, and carnaval!!!

What do my friends really think of me?
"Megalomaniac," Incubus. This is really creeping me out, I'm pretty sure my friends think of me as a megalomaniac... seriously...

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Alguien Como Tu," Luis Miguel... hahaha, Im pretty flattered if someone thinks of me with this song... Though I only hope my boyfriend

How can I make myself happy?
"My Favorite Accident," Motion City Soundtrack. I can make myself happy by having a car accident... or any type of accident...

What should I do with my life?
"Un Pie Tras Otro Pie," Onda Vaselina. I should take life step by step, and have fun with nature...

Why must life be so full of pain?
"Round Here," Counting Crows. Because the band composed such a sad SAD SAD terrible nerve wrecking song... And yes, this song was made to remind us that life truly sucks.

Will I ever have children?
"Beware Criminal," Incubus. Yes, apparently criminals... shit.

Will I die happy?
"Red House," Jimi Hendrix. Yes, I will trip out with this song, and die, HAPPY!!

Can you give me some advice?
"Venus en la Arena," La Gusana Ciega (version en vivo). YES! watch them life, fall in love, and have a happy life.

What do you think happiness is?
"Lambada," Kaoma. An erotic dance... yeap, thats happiness...

What's your favorite fetish?

"Brown Sugar," Rolling Stones. yummm.. black... SUGAR that is..  

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